Would you believe that I have known two people
who have won multi million dollar prizes
in the Georgia Lottery?
One of them is a former student;
the other is a woman from my very small hometown.
But that's just child's play.
I also live just a few country miles from a couple
who won $275 million dollars
in the Powerball.
Here's their house.
Looks a lot like mine.
I, on the other hand, can't win a Chicklet
in a blogland giveaway.
And it's not for lack of trying.
I love to enter contests.
I don't care if it's the HGTV Dream House
or a scratch off game at the grocery store.
I'm in the game.
My store is doing one right now, in fact.
Just match three $cratch offs, and you win a prize.
I never even match two of them.
I have two dozen loser tickets in the bottom
of the incredible traveling innie.
Because, apparently, I'm a Schleprock.
I'm pleased to announce that
the tide has turned.
Your humble yakker is no longer the biggest loser.
She is the winner
I will be the proud owner of some
spiffy vinyl house numbers
Isn't that great?
There's yet more.
we went to the grocery store,
and you'll never guess what happened...
I won a dollar.
I'm on a roll.